kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

oknope:

why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards 

mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

because being with other make you forget how your life suck 

ellimist:

AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

bangarz:

hi everyone, basically i have a /tagged/ffr on my blog in which are a bunch of helpful posts and i thought wouldnt it be easier if the best websites were all in one post!!! the answer is yes!! so i spent a couple hours making this list of all my favourite helpful websites. i use these vey often so i can confirm they are trustworthy and very helpful!! hopefully this makes 2014 a little bit easier!! enjoy/like/reblog!! message me if you need help or anything!! 

converting websites

fashion, makeup, hair

helpful for school (lots of writing tips)

tumblr help

when you are sad 

when you are bored

other

unamusedblogger:

the worst thing is when you see a really good friend start to replace you 

“The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.”

by Joseph Gordon-Levitt  
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